"Jazz Cat" (jazzcatdrives) 09/15/2013 at 22:03 • Filed to: None

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Zee Oodee Qooettru is a rued und relly cer, prudooced by zee Germun ootumubeele-a munooffectoorer Oodee, noo pert ooff zee Fulksvegee Gruoop. It ves furst shoon et zee 1980 Genefa Mutur Shoo oon 3 Merch.[1][3]
Zee vurd qooettru is dereefed frum zee Iteleeun vurd fur "fuoor". Zee neme-a hes elsu beee used by Oodee tu reffer tu zee qooettru fuoor-vheel-dreefe-a system, oor uny fuoor-vheel-dreefe-a ferseeun ooff un Oodee mudel. Tu efueed cunffooseeun, zee ooreeginel Qooettru mudel is elsu cummunly refferred tu es zee Ur-Qooettru - zee "Ur-" (Germun fur "preemurdiel", "ooreeginel", oor "furst ooff its keend") is un oogmenteteefe-a preffeex, in thees cese-a meuneeng "ooreeginel", und is elsu eppleeed tu zee furst genereshun Oodee S4 und Oodee S6 mudels, es in "Ur-S4" und "Ur-S6" und ves knoon fur its legendery suoond. Bork bork bork!
Zee Oodee Qooettru ves zee furst relly cer tu teke-a edfuntege-a ooff zee zeen-recently chunged rooles vheech ellooed zee use-a ooff fuoor-vheel dreefe-a in cumpeteeshun receeng. It vun cumpeteeshun effter cumpeteeshun fur zee next tvu yeers. Um gesh dee bork, bork![1] Tu cummemurete-a zee sooccess ooff zee ooreeginel feheecle-a, ell soobseqooent Oodees veet zeeur tredemerk qooettru fuoor-vheel-dreefe-a system vere-a bedged "qooettru" veet a looer cese-a "q" und in a deestinct typeffece-a vheech hes remeeened neerly unchunged seence-a its incepshun. Zee ooreeginel cer veet zee upper cese-a "Q" in zee Qooettru neme-a is a cullectur's peeece-a.
Zee Oodee Qooettru shered muny perts und cure-a budy cumpunents veet zee Oodee Cuoopé, vheech ves a member ooff zee Oodee 80 (B2) mudel runge-a.[1] Zee Qooettru ves internelly deseegneted Typ 85, a prudoocshun cude-a it shered veet zee qooettru ferseeuns ooff zee Oodee Cuoopé (B2) und Oodee 80. Its cherectereestic flered vheelerches vere-a styled by Merteen Smeet. Zee Oodee Qooettru elsu hed independent reer soospenseeun und independent frunt soospenseeun. Bork bork bork!

Dusty Ventures > Jazz Cat 09/15/2013 at 22:06

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You deserve some sort of award for chefifying all that

Jazz Cat > Dusty Ventures 09/15/2013 at 22:14

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Its actually a website called The Dialectizer , but thanks!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jazz Cat 09/15/2013 at 22:17

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Going from the lead picture, I was expecting a, "Shiifffffffffffffff, borg, borg, borcough ehechk cough heach cough cough. Hueh heh borg borg."
Also god damn that was funny.

TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! > Jazz Cat 09/15/2013 at 22:19

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it gets even funnier if you run it through a few times. Zee-a-a-a-a Oouoouuoooodee-a-a-a-a Qooooooooettruuuu is a ruuuued und relly cer, pruuuudooooooooced by zee-a-a-a-a Germuuuun oouoouuooootuuuumuuuubeele-a-a-a-a-a muuuunooooooooffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffectoooooooorer Oouoouuoooodee-a-a-a-a, noooooooo pert oouoouuooooffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff zee-a-a-a-a Fuuuulksffffffffegee-a-a-a-a Gruuuuoooooooop. It fes fuuuurst shoooooooon it zee-a-a-a-a 1980 Geneffffffffffffffffa Muuuutuuuur Shoooooooo oouoouuoooon 3 Merch.[1][3]
Zee-a-a-a-a fuuuurd qooooooooettruuuu is dereeffffffffffffffffed fruuuum zee-a-a-a-a Iteleeuuuun fuuuurd fuuuur "fuuuuoooooooor". Zee-a-a-a-a neme-a-a-a-a-a hes ilsuuuu beee-a-a-a-a used by Oouoouuoooodee-a-a-a-a tuuuu reffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffer tuuuu zee-a-a-a-a qooooooooettruuuu fuuuuoooooooor-fheel-dreeffffffffffffffffe-a-a-a-a-a system, oouoouuoooor uny fuuuuoooooooor-fheel-dreeffffffffffffffffe-a-a-a-a-a ferseeuuuun oouoouuooooffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff un Oouoouuoooodee-a-a-a-a muuuudel. Tuuuu iffffffffffffffffuuuueed cuuuunffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffooooooooseeuuuun, zee-a-a-a-a oouoouuooooreegeenel Qooooooooettruuuu muuuudel is ilsuuuu cuuuummuuuunly refffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffferred tuuuu is zee-a-a-a-a Ur-Qooooooooettruuuu - zee-a-a-a-a "Ur-" (Germuuuun fuuuur "preemuuuurdeeel", "oouoouuooooreegeenel", oouoouuoooor "fuuuurst oouoouuooooffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff its keend") is un oouoouuoooogmenteteeffffffffffffffffe-a-a-a-a-a preffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffeex, in zeees cese-a-a-a-a-a meuuuuneeng "oouoouuooooreegeenel", und is ilsuuuu ippleeed tuuuu zee-a-a-a-a fuuuurst genereshuuuun Oouoouuoooodee-a-a-a-a S4 und Oouoouuoooodee-a-a-a-a S6 muuuudels, is in "Ur-S4" und "Ur-S6" und fes knoooooooon fuuuur its legendery suuuuoooooooond. Bork bork bork! Bork bork bork! Bork bork bork! Bork bork bork! Bork bork bork!
Zee-a-a-a-a Oouoouuoooodee-a-a-a-a Qooooooooettruuuu fes zee-a-a-a-a fuuuurst relly cer tuuuu teke-a-a-a-a-a idffffffffffffffffuuuuntege-a-a-a-a-a oouoouuooooffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff zee-a-a-a-a zeee-a-a-a-recently chuuuunged rooooooooles fheech illooooooooed zee-a-a-a-a use-a-a-a-a-a oouoouuooooffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fuuuuoooooooor-fheel dreeffffffffffffffffe-a-a-a-a-a in cuuuumpeteeshuuuun receeng. It fuuuun cuuuumpeteeshuuuun iffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffter cuuuumpeteeshuuuun fuuuur zee-a-a-a-a next tffffffffuuuu yeers. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Um gesh dee-a bork, bork! Um gesh dee-a-a bork, bork! Um gesh dee-a-a-a bork, bork! Um gesh dee-a-a-a-a bork, bork![1] Tuuuu cuuuummemuuuurete-a-a-a-a-a zee-a-a-a-a sooooooooccess oouoouuooooffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff zee-a-a-a-a oouoouuooooreegeenel feheecle-a-a-a-a-a, ill soooooooobseqooooooooent Oouoouuoooodees feet zeeuuuur tredemerk qooooooooettruuuu fuuuuoooooooor-fheel-dreeffffffffffffffffe-a-a-a-a-a system fere-a-a-a-a-a bedged "qooooooooettruuuu" feet a looooooooer cese-a-a-a-a-a "q" und in a deesteenct typeffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffece-a-a-a-a-a fheech hes remeeened neerly unchuuuunged seence-a-a-a-a-a its incepshuuuun. Bork bork bork! Bork bork bork! Bork bork bork! Bork bork bork! Zee-a-a-a-a oouoouuooooreegeenel cer feet zee-a-a-a-a upper cese-a-a-a-a-a "Q" in zee-a-a-a-a Qooooooooettruuuu neme-a-a-a-a-a is a cuuuullectuuuur's peeece-a-a-a-a-a.
Zee-a-a-a-a Oouoouuoooodee-a-a-a-a Qooooooooettruuuu shered muuuuny perts und cuuuure-a-a-a-a-a buuuudy cuuuumpuuuunents feet zee-a-a-a-a Oouoouuoooodee-a-a-a-a Cuuuuoooooooopé, fheech fes a member oouoouuooooffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff zee-a-a-a-a Oouoouuoooodee-a-a-a-a 80 (B2) muuuudel ruuuunge-a-a-a-a-a.[1] Zee-a-a-a-a Qooooooooettruuuu fes internelly deseegneted Typ 85, a pruuuudoooooooocshuuuun cuuuude-a-a-a-a-a it shered feet zee-a-a-a-a qooooooooettruuuu ferseeuuuuns oouoouuooooffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff zee-a-a-a-a Oouoouuoooodee-a-a-a-a Cuuuuoooooooopé (B2) und Oouoouuoooodee-a-a-a-a 80. Its cherectereesteec flered fheelerches fere-a-a-a-a-a styled by Merteee-a-a-a Smeet. Um de hur de hur de hur. Um de-a hoor de-a hoor de-a hoor. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Um de-a-a huur de-a-a huur de-a-a huur. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Hoorty floorty schneepp schneepp! Um de-a-a-a hoooor de-a-a-a hoooor de-a-a-a hoooor. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Hoorty floorty schneepp schneepp! Huurty fluurty schneepp schneepp! Zee-a-a-a-a Oouoouuoooodee-a-a-a-a Qooooooooettruuuu ilsuuuu hed independent reer soooooooospenseeuuuun und independent fruuuunt soooooooospenseeuuuun. Bork bork bork! Bork bork bork! Bork bork bork! Bork bork bork! Bork bork bork!

Dusty Ventures > Jazz Cat 09/15/2013 at 23:00

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You just ruined the magic

Svend > Jazz Cat 11/05/2013 at 04:47

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Okay I'm worried. I've finished a night shift and settled down and on my second Marstons Pedigree IPA and opened OPPO, but looking at this I need to look back and check just how much alcohol is in the ale. BRB................... It says 4.5% but I think I'm drunk cos that at the top of the page makes nooooooooooooooo sense whatsoever. I'm off for a sleep and will come back when I'm sober. :)